...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
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