I must be too annoying 4 u.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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