So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
thus making me awesome and them whores
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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