if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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