OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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