broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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