i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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