the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
The air was thick with penises
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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