you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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