yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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