My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't think brook has ever known best
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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