Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
