is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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