If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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