I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
did i walk over a car last night?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize