i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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