lets start a swedish sibling band together
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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