..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
ok first of all what the fuck
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