i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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