Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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