And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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