I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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