TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
