Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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