Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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