Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Randomize
