guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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