yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
