The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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