sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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