We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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