then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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