Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Use "feeling words"
Yay
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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