just come out here and I will go home with you...
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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