please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
