the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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