Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's shark week go big or go home
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
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