I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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