is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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