So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
