I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize