what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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