Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
