Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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