bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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