I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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