She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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