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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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