Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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