Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I think I won the penis lottery.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You were trust falling into bushes
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