I think im going to throw up on grandma
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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