There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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