I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
