My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You are a genius and a whore.
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