is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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