Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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