I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
This girl is more easily done than said...
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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