I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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