Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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